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Thank You and Goodnight

Jun 1 @ 9:24AM

Thanks to everyone that participated in Moustache May 2006. Surprisingly (or not surprisingly, depending on your view of moustaches) we had just as many people fall into the Hall of Shame as we did continously post photos. A 50% success for sure!

Comments will be closed for members and I'll be randomizing the Faster Moustache archive and Recent Comments later next week. This is a sign that Moustache May is officially over.

See you all in 2007.

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mason ans leinaa says:
how fast do moustaches grow?
answer us please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!itsfor a project u dinks
mason ans leinaa says:
where can we find info on moustaches
??????
Jesse says:
Yo, last summer my camera took a dive in a river. What do you guys suggest? I don't want to spend more than $200 and I want something compact. Right now I'm leaning towards the Nikon Coolpix.
I am Matt Thomas says:
I wonder if by 2008 I will be able to grow a moustache?
zach says:
It's only February and I've already been growing for a month or so. This year, my mustache takes no prisoners.
I am Matt Thomas says:
God, I can't believe May is coming soon again...
wah says:
Hey everyone, my wife has been begging me not to do Moustache May 07 and we just made a comprimise. If I skip MM07 I get to do Whiskerino07. Sounds like a good deal to me so I'll catch up with you guys in November.
James C says:
BANOS DIAS, MI AMIGAS
Mustache Magnum P.I. t-shirt says:
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I am Matt Thomas says:
lost, i tell you...
Zach says:
Fuck it. I'm growing mine back.
I am Matt Thomas says:
I feel lost without you all
Falfa says:
hahahahahahahahahaha
Moustache Pin says:
CLAME
I am Matt Thomas says:
My beard is hot.
Steve says:
Short film about young guys with moustaches: http://www.stainandcake.com/shortfilms/hideyourstache.html
garbage says:
garbage
Jesse says:
Nice video, glad to see you're both still rocking the stache.
Zach says:
Good show!
chris says:
good job guys! the best part is ryan's laugh at the end. classic.
Ozzy Nelson says:
If anyone is still checking this, Ryan Rayborn and I have produced a moustache commercial. clame to check it out.
Mackle says:
I've heard talk of a Sideburn September but I can't really get down with that. The next official yewknee.com sponsored event (involving Facial Hair) will be next May 2007.

The next non-hair related event will be the Summer Mix Series starting July 1st over at yewknee.com/mix (assuming that I get my ish together in time). So start making those mixes.
Jim says:
When is the next event?
C Dub says:
I missed it. What happened? I'm bored. What's next?
James C says:
The Justie Just of a NAMBLA Convention
Justie Just says:
Neas is the bearer of the flame for the entire whiskerino experience.

He's the Golden Arches of our McDonald's, the Magic Kingdom of our Disney World, the Heffner to our Bunny ranch. . .

(keep this going)
Ozzy Nelson says:
Scott is a celebrity!

Today at a Mexican restaurant, the proprietor referred to me as Emiliano Zapata clame.
troy says:
clame for the yahoo article
Finn MacCool says:
Neas made his way onto yahoo news! Congratulations!
Jmike says:
Damn! I just stumbled upon this site and I happened to be rockin the stache all month long. My stache sportin nature just came outta nowhere in 2006 and I've been fascinated.
Mr. Ash says:
me too! it's an addiction.
Ozzy Nelson says:
I'm still rock'n the stache. clame
Patrick says:
Hey guys, is it too late to sign up for Moustache May? I just got my moustache the way I like it.
B-Mom says:
Thank goodness I forgot about Moustache May .. J-dub looked like the Frito Bandito the entire month.


God I miss him.
Richie says:
So what happens now?

I feel lost without moustache may
Paragone says:
Sorry about not being able to say goodbye to everyone. I've been slammed. funny how my last picture was what it is. I meant to upload on the last day but never got a chance to. Goodbye everyone. seeya next year.
Mason Bernard says:
hi
Zach says:
Talk to me.
Terry Masters says:
it was great! see you next time.
Zach says:
goodbye & hello

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chris said about damnweather
do you instantly get a harley with that stache?
chris said about damnweather
see my comment on my pic...it has everything to do with industry. cute kid!
Mackle said about Paragone
just press the Easy button - it'll all be okay.
chris said about Carwash
is this from 1983?
Scri... said about Blankenstache
I like the golden hue in this pic. Is that just the color of the flooring, or have you done something special with your camera and/or lighting to get that effect?
Chotsky said about Mackle
did you party at the black cat club?
madrid said about Mackle
When do you get back?

Man from far back.. your photo is creep.. all of yalls. It's just like this creep guy with you
jaso... said about Mason
confusing, i know.
herr... said about deuce
looking good buddy
Seth... said about Herr
good to see you too sir. thats quite a mustache you have!
Ozzy... said about HOLLYWOOD
Barry Gibb??!!
chri... said about damnweather
i wish i had a tree like this...i would try to do a tribute to this great set as well if i could...

zach, i hope either:

a. his family
b. a bunch of damnweathers
c. damnweather in the tree & his family trying to get him out.
Renaud said about Zach
Awesome colors - like the ikea shower curtain... shiny
catfish said about catfish
Justie - perfect
Mattyc said about jgalep
Please tell me there is nothing holding up the mask but your stache.
catfish said about Miguelito
phenmonal.

PHEN-OM-UH-NAL
chris said about Mustachio
oh i didn't see the 7 days...keep up the stache
Paragone said about Cody!
comin in nicely there
Herr... said about Rudy
heebie-jeebies, coming right up!
Paul... said about General
princess
Jaco... said about Mason
That's some quality stache...
chris said about James
i was hoping you were going to go all "you are the crime, and i am the law" on us
jaso... said about reddy
that face...such intensity.
haleryan said about Rudy
you shave your eyebrows?
Mattyc said about c.1982
Can I have some??
Terr... said about Mattyc
this is great! is it an actual painting or a photograph? more importantly, is that a teddy bear with a moustache or a monkey with a moustache?
wah said about wah
I'm at home sick today, feel like crap today. And I'm sad to report that the stache and I are not getting along.

I'm thinking some trimming may be in order. It is obvious by now that I can grow much of a stache. The hairs are all wiry and want to do their own thing. My wife keeps telling me I look like a child molester, is there anything I can do to make it look better?

Right now I have it ending at it's natural end points. Should I trim it up to the corners of my mouth? I can't tell if that would help or make it look worse. What about the patch?

I'm open to suggestions, lets hear em.
Mattyc said about catfish
103, I didn't confuse myself.
Just... said about catfish
is that Lars Ulrich?
Blan... said about Mike
Definitely a beard. It connects.