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  • posted: May 24 @ 7:57am
I told him this was probably a mild form of cannibalism, but when he's a few bottles in there is no point trying to talk sense into him.

Comments

mattyc says:
now he's gonna be drunk flying all over the house.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:09am -
Pip says:
I had some Wild Turkey last night!

That's a good looking buddy you have there.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:09am -
mattyc says:
also... Hi neighbor.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:09am -
Mackle says:
i'm having a hard time deciphering what is real and what is not
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:33am -
otherandy says:
We like to call it Kickin' Chicken round these parts.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:33am -
Hungarian Moustache says:
Dear Casey... anchorage was really great but not the same without you. I've meet some great friends and told them all about you. I look forward to seeing you this coming winter and hope that our friendship my flourish and that you, Summor, Annie, and I will go to norway together for the next WBMC. I would love to have you as my sidekick throughout the onslaught of such competitions. You are an incrediable moustacheathelete.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 9:20am -
blastro says:
You sir, soar with the turkeys.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 9:31am -
YASLY says:
This is pure stellar! Love this!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 9:40am -
EasyRider says:
Banjo! You have access to the neatest stuff! Not sure what one does with that the other 364 days though.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 10:23am -
Hiram Abiff says:
Gobble gobble puke.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 11:54am -
Art Vandelay says:
later the two of you probably played the piano didn't you?
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 12:02pm -
Christopheles says:
this is awesome. a creepy, awesome use of two turkeys
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 12:47pm -
The Bandito says:
We need a Wild Moustache brand of booze.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 2:20pm -
hope says:
i hope that dude is over 21.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 3:12pm -
gbsta says:
What a beautiful bird. No offense to the Bald Eagle, but I think we should have made the wild turkey America's national bird. They are majestic creatures.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:07pm -
specialshoes says:
dude, that bird is drinking your booze...wait, it's wild turkey...let him have it.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:10pm -
mcgillbot says:
best yet banjo!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:19pm -
Philicious says:
That's my type of turkey. Probably makes for good eatin'.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:21pm -
Rich Whisker Audition says:
thats just wild
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:46pm -
jclutch says:
is there a better button than "favorite" cause I need it for this, so much giggling over here.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 5:28pm -
sMOUSTACHErman says:
JIVE TURKEY!
That's what James senior said when JJ got shot by Mad Dog in an episode of Good Times. James senior all said "Im gonna go teach that JIVE TURKEY a lesson!"
I've been sayin it since.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 6:40pm -
MoustachedMoses says:
I don't know what to say...you have a turkey in your house and you're feeding it booze...AWESOME!!!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 6:57pm -
KO says:
This is exactly as it was in my dream last night, how strange....
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 6:58pm -
wondermade says:
Which storage unit does this guy live in?
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:18pm -
brandon says:
I'm giving my 5{ for the vintage Cardinals shirt.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:22pm -
ThatGuy says:
Syringes are for sissies. This is how you infuse a bird with more flavor. Nice play.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:22pm -
Patchy Stache says:
That is a colorful young turkey.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:25pm -
Shablazm says:
Holy Crap, there is a huge bird trying to steal your booze! Get the Gun!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 10:42pm -
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