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posted: May 21 @ 12:05pm

Justin says:: "He special, in so many ways.. she knew that much. But he was hers."
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:08pm - ∞

Hodges says:: I stole this hot chick with this other stuff, awesome!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:10pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: "honey, you put those boobs against the window and distract them while I sneak around and steal their stuff."
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:10pm - ∞

Mr. Mustachio says:: Classic Ozzy I love it.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:11pm - ∞

Cap'n J says:: I came to find out that this is not what she meant when she said, "Let me ride you"
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:12pm - ∞

Justin says:: "Miss Marjorie's Magical Vagina could control zombies."
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:12pm - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: Holding him to their wedding vows Jess thought it would be funny make Ben literally honor "I Ben, promise to have and to hold, through rich and poor, carry you down desolate alleys while pushing a baskart, in sickness and in health..."
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:19pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: ...til you let go of my hair
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:19pm - ∞

mattyc says:: "look at all the neat stuff I found on that curb"
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:27pm - ∞

brandon says:: The apartment looked much bigger in the ad.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:42pm - ∞

Hot Hands says:: roof rack?
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 1:49pm - ∞

EasyRider says:: I'm tellin' ya doll, those Jackass movies made a fortune and it just come naturally to me.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 2:33pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Hey everybody. Can you believe somebody threw this stuff out? I mean she wouldn't leave the stupid table, but I think it was worth it.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 2:42pm - ∞

cre8d2design says:: Faster Ben! I ain't losin' this fine table to that hobo back there!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 3:08pm - ∞

Slor says:: The greatest score a hobo ever made, a shopping cart, a 'stache and a lady.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 4:17pm - ∞

Chester2 says:: Is this a moustache ride honey?
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 6:35pm - ∞

thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:: National Lampoon's: Eastern Bloc Vacation!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 6:35pm - ∞

hankbobs says:: They had love.. and the perfect end table. It was all going to be fine.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 10:02pm - ∞

hale.r says:: damn, MTV really has cut the budget on Road Rules.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:45pm - ∞

chris says:: i got the best deal at target for this cute girl
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:48pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

ben

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Team Goulet

A thick and wide mustache, usually worn long to cover the top border of the upper lip.

Team Goulet is: ben, Big Guns, Big T, Boaz, Captain Redneck, chadmcclarnon, cody!, dustinRING, falfa, Fargus, Geoff, Hot Hands, jmathias, Keith, KO, mixxxel, mr m, os mutante, otherandy, Paragone, Patchy Stache, Phil, point5, reddyfan75, Ricky Bizness, Slor, sMOUSTACHErman, Spice J, Stachetastic, tao jones, tevetorbes, The Despot, tierneycs

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