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  • posted: May 24 @ 11:55am
When he was a kid, he'd capture lightning in a bottle - prancing around the lawn at dusk, cupping fireflies as they blinked in the summer heat, sliding them into a stabbed mason jar.

When he was older, he had to settle for capturing lightning in his moustache.

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brandon says:
It's really more of a modified Dali, but here is my humble attempt at the Lightning style.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 11:56am - ∞
gbsta says:
Very well done. Are you going to make the journey up to Nashville for Stache Bash?
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 11:57am - ∞
Fofe says:
Excellent! That stache is multitalented! Hooray for Team Lightening!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 12:04pm - ∞
Zackle says:
Versatility. Your moustache has it.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 12:22pm - ∞
Handsome Furr says:
I envy how you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and say "Oh, I'm in team _____ today."
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 12:29pm - ∞
SUPERPAPA says:
FANTASTIC
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 12:41pm - ∞
Christopheles says:
that's pretty sick. the good kind of sick of course
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 12:44pm - ∞
Art Vandelay says:
very well done sir
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 1:00pm - ∞
Revgoomba says:
You should get your own team... this is outstanding!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 1:04pm - ∞
Mackle says:
Team Chameleon - that's you for sure.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 1:10pm - ∞
hope says:
i wish one day... i had that much control over my facial hair
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 2:21pm - ∞
Banjofreak says:
That's pretty good for wax, in fact that is really good.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 2:51pm - ∞
brandon says:
That's Ben's wax on the ends here. It's super strong.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 3:22pm - ∞
specialshoes says:
great picture! Mackle's right...Team Chameleon.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:14pm - ∞
Dubtastic says:
see the moustache get wicked!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:27pm - ∞
Dubtastic says:
most consistently favorited stache...and it has nothing to do with the fact that i think you're a swell guy.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 4:27pm - ∞
alijoon says:
Your moustache is talented.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 5:02pm - ∞
derble says:
Well done!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 6:34pm - ∞
EasyRider says:
All I can say is SHAZAM!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 6:44pm - ∞
sMOUSTACHErman says:
That is very moustache. Great pizicture.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 7:17pm - ∞
jnonfiction says:
there is no such thing as humble lightning. it's either humble, or it's lightning.

this is lightning.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 7:48pm - ∞
wondermade says:
You need to start crimping this, and wearing a viking helmet.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 8:17pm - ∞
ThatGuy says:
Nice stache sir. Nice stache.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 9:43pm - ∞
Dschonn says:
This is a wonder to behold. Someone should write a comic book about you.
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 10:25pm - ∞
Shablazm says:
You are the king of the moustache mix up! Bravo!
Posted: May 24th, 2009 - 10:39pm - ∞
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

brandon

is not to be messed with!

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Team Handlebar
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Team Handlebar

A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

Team Handlebar is: abar, Banjofreak, BiGTiME, blastro, bobtastic, brandon, Brother Fellowstache, Dale the Developer, damnweather, danceinyourpants, Dapper Ditka, Dschonn, gbsta, hope, Hugo, Mackle, Mr. K and the Moustache of Fire, Ozzy Nelson, Revgoomba, Rich Whisker Audition, SamOneilosis, spanish eddie, THE GOOD DOCTOR, the Velvet Hustle, upso

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