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posted: May 28 @ 8:11pm

Ozzy Nelson says:: twinkle.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:13pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: did you make it to the mall?
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:14pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: ok Billy, here's the deal.
Today is May 28. there are 3, count them 3 days left in this thing.
You have commented 7 times in 28 long days. Your moustached friends have commented 112 times on your photos. That means they are 16 times more generous then you. You shouldn't stand for this.
So, what I am going to do is come up with 7 comments for this picture on my own to show you how easy it is.

Here we go...
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:18pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: My, you certainly have grown since you got out of the car yesterday.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:18pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: Are you under a yellow electric blanket?

Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:19pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: Hey, Can we get some Chinese food down here!!
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:21pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: Is it difficult keeping the edges of your stache exactly at the ends of your mouth?
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:22pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: Along those same lines, do you think Team Western is really the team for you? You look way too cool to be on Team Western.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:23pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: You appear to be wearing a lighted headband. awesome
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:24pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: love those gauges
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:25pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: do you have any arms?
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:25pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: You, you light up my life, you give me hope to carry on. You light up my day...
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:27pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: See how easy that was?
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:27pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: you don't have a "bat in the cave" and I am certainly grateful
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:28pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: How can you be frowning in such a magnificent place?
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:29pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I'm sure glad you finally got out of that car.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:30pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I'll bet you aren't wearing:
parachute pants
shoes with toes
a cowboy belt buckle
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:33pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I hope this photo was taken by a midget.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:36pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: or by a dog.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:37pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: or a 5 year old boy that you'd never met before.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:37pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: did you photoshop those lights in?
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:39pm - ∞

mattyc says:: Ozzy totally commentbommed™ you.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 8:57pm - ∞

Bear! says:: BOOM goes the dynamite
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 9:03pm - ∞

hankbobs says:: I hope Ozzy never comment bombs me... I scare easily
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 10:10pm - ∞

chris says:: ozzy went off!
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 10:40pm - ∞

Mackle says:: ozzy makes a good point
Posted: May 28th, 2009 - 11:36pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: oh, I woke up and thought of another one.
by the looks of this pic, your moniker could be "cashmereBELLY"
Posted: May 29th, 2009 - 5:11am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: just checked. you are still at 7.
nice.
Posted: May 29th, 2009 - 5:12am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

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