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posted: May 27 @ 6:30am

i tried to order this, but got this almost equally as cool t-shirt instead.

chris says:: clame for the three wolf moon t-shirt if you haven't seen it already

be sure to read over some of the reviews...starting with this one

Dual Function Design By B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA)

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 6:30am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: Awesome.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 6:37am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: is the wolf on the right dropping a deuce on the front of the shirt?
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 6:37am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: The story started out good.
I'm wondering if you have experienced the same phenomina as the reviewer?
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 6:46am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: So much awesome in this post. I will be laughing abou the caption all day. Let me know when you design that glow in the dark shirt with wolves on the guns.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 6:49am - ∞

thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:: How about wolves WITH guns? That would be sure fire attraction!
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 6:55am - ∞

KO says:: it's good to now have a picture of awesome to go beside the definition in the rad dictionary. Just sayin'.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 7:05am - ∞

otherandy says:: Wow! This reminds me of home. Great character study.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 7:13am - ∞

mattyc says:: I liked the reviews before they made it to digg....still funny and shirts with wolves on them are always awesome.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 7:15am - ∞

Curtiss says:: I might be in the market for a wolf shirt.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 7:34am - ∞

jclutch says:: Hahaha! Nice Chris, this is hilarious.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 8:33am - ∞

brandon says:: Hellz yeah.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 8:48am - ∞

yourfavorite says:: hahaha love it. I read through lots of those amazon reviews the other day. Hilarious.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 8:49am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: This is one awesome shirt. When I was in Anchorage I saw tons of really awesome Wolf shirts... I meant to pick a few up but forgot. Too much beer I guess.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 8:56am - ∞

Mr. K and the Moustache of Fire says:: Keep us posted on the effectiveness of said shirt, please.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 9:11am - ∞

Banjofreak says:: Did it work?
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 9:36am - ∞

westerndave says:: did you ever know that your my hero?
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 10:08am - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: haha, nice
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 10:42am - ∞

centofante says:: nice. clame.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 10:55am - ∞

Mr. K and the Moustache of Fire says:: @chris: toying with the notion of investing in a new camera.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 12:31pm - ∞

chris says:: nice clame centofante ty
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 12:52pm - ∞

stachegrow76 says:: This is RAD.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 12:56pm - ∞

stachegrow76 says:: That shirt is hard to come by these days. Unleash the beast.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 1:01pm - ∞

KO says:: thanks buddy!
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 1:48pm - ∞

TheZatch says:: *DEAD*

What is the recent facination with this shirt?
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 2:09pm - ∞

Mr. Mustachio says:: This is the funniest thing I have read all day. I would like to place my order for the glow in the dark shirt too if you decide to make it. Awesome post chris.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 2:30pm - ∞

Mackle says:: you win at life
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 3:55pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: One of my favorites... "Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 4:46pm - ∞

spanish eddie says:: spiritual!
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 5:16pm - ∞

THE GOOD DOCTOR says:: You are the lone wolf of moustache may. A leader.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 5:51pm - ∞

The Bandito says:: You wear that shirt like you mean it. Go get 'em Alpha.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 7:43pm - ∞

Dapper Ditka says:: i wish we had time to make a theme out of wolf/moon shirts.
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 8:32pm - ∞

hope says:: bark at the moon
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 9:02pm - ∞

Fofe says:: There is no better way to show your awesomeness than to model your wolf shirt on the courtesy scooter!
Posted: May 27th, 2009 - 10:55pm - ∞