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  • posted: May 05 @ 11:47am
so, when i shaved my beard, i did it over an old t-shirt, so that the trimmings wouldn't get all over the place. when i was done i sort of folded up the shirt, took a shower and then forgot about it.

my wife took the shirt and tossed it in the laundry, unaware of the trimmings lurking inside. when unloading from the washing machine, we found this tightly packed wad of beard hairs.

it's a beard ball.

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damnweather says:
should i keep it??
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:47am - ∞
mr m says:
You should ebay it.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:48am - ∞
doorbell says:
gross and wonderful
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:48am - ∞
Gavin says:
that is amazing, is it fragile?
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:49am - ∞
mattyc says:
dude, you have to keep the beard ball. or sell it on the interweb.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:49am - ∞
damnweather says:
it is quite sturdy. i am surprised the cat has not run off with it.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:49am - ∞
cento says:
my lord
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:52am - ∞
specialshoes says:
beard ball....package it and sell it dw. i'm positive there have to be some folk out there who would pay top dollar for a beard ball.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:55am - ∞
wonder made says:
Win! Absolutely amazing. I may be able to do this too. I think all the hair from my shave down (and the clothes) are in a plastic bag in my laundry shed. I'll have to check tonight.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:56am - ∞
Pip says:
You should:

1: Go to Hobby Lobby
2: Buy a shadowbox
3: Place beardball in shadowbox
4: Cherish eternally

AMAZING.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:57am - ∞
jnonymous says:
bazaar. just sayin'.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:57am - ∞
Gavin says:
beardfan will probably pay top dollar
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:59am - ∞
mattyc says:
so, what ungodly force do you think holds that thing together?
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:59am - ∞
Support Group says:
DEF KEEP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 12:00pm - ∞
A pineapple says:
If moustaches cold lay eggs they'd look like this.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 12:03pm - ∞
A pineapple says:
*could
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 12:03pm - ∞
hope says:
Time to go bowling!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 12:03pm - ∞
cajunhandles says:
freeze it for your great grandkids to enjoy
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 12:04pm - ∞
MoustachedMoses says:
Dude! You could make an awesome trophy out of that!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 12:05pm - ∞
Blastro says:
AMAZING!

Your beard has power even in death.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 12:09pm - ∞
Dschonn says:
I could tell what it was even in the thumbnail. An oddity that I would keep for a while, then realize there's no point to it and throw it away.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 1:07pm - ∞
Ace says:
reminds me a tumbleweed. a beard tumbleweed. but pip is right you should put in a shadowbox like i did with my beard braid.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 1:15pm - ∞
Daniel Paul says:
ebay it for charity- I'll bid $10
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 1:18pm - ∞
Daniel Paul says:
I'd set the "buy it now" at $50 and see what happens
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 1:25pm - ∞
dirtlip says:
now THAT is fantastic.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 2:06pm - ∞
jonshell says:
that's a god-send.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 2:19pm - ∞
Zackle says:
Beard balls will be the must-have toy that angry mothers are fighting over this Christmas season.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 2:22pm - ∞
MD2020 says:
Is it cream-filled?
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 2:55pm - ∞
Curtiss says:
I would keep it forever! I think Pip is on the right track.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 4:39pm - ∞
kid static says:
@mattyc: what ungodly force keeps it together? i think its gravity.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 5:06pm - ∞
hankbobs says:
You are a Moustache Mayor, that beard ball will never be worth more than it is today, on this site. Auction it for charity!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 5:25pm - ∞
Blisstache says:
If you had made that ball yourself, it would be weird. Since fate brought this ball via the washing machine, it is awesome with a side of mayor!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 5:50pm - ∞
dirtlip says:
The more I think about this, the more I don't like it. Yet I'm drawn to it.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 6:00pm - ∞
Hollywood says:
If you love it...set it free
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 6:23pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Dude, you need to bronze that thing like baby shoes.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 7:08pm - ∞
jonarnold says:
sounds like somebody has a project... SHADOWBOX.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 9:08pm - ∞
Fofe says:
I would keep that away from the cat, that is a super furball waiting to happen.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 9:35pm - ∞
Revgoomba says:
Accidental invention! WOW!!!! Patent this recipe now.

I am thinking of going through a few 'taches towards the end of the month. Liking the horseshoe for now though.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 10:25pm - ∞
John says:
oh my
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 11:08pm - ∞
Mackle says:
this is so disgustingly awesome. what became of Beard Orb?
Posted: May 6th, 2008 - 7:30am - ∞
Jones says:
itsa boy! or a stache hairball?
Posted: May 6th, 2008 - 1:11pm - ∞
Paragone says:
ummm ... f'in gross.
Posted: May 6th, 2008 - 3:36pm - ∞
sMOUSTACHErman says:
please glue that back on but on your stache
Posted: May 6th, 2008 - 7:39pm - ∞
L Man says:
this is really cool. don't throw it out. i'm sure there is room somewhere in your miscellaneous drawer or something!
Posted: May 10th, 2008 - 5:09am - ∞
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