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  • posted: May 04 @ 12:42pm
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Deacon Stachely says:
CLAME for alternate
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 12:43pm - ∞
Mackle says:
holy crap, that's a monster remote! I hope it changes the channels twice as hard.
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 12:47pm - ∞
reddyfan75 says:
grandparent size buttons
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 12:48pm - ∞
mattyc says:
your remote is bigger than your tv.
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 12:48pm - ∞
Banjofreak says:
Dude, lemme see ur couch.
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 12:49pm - ∞
Rookiestache says:
dude you shrunk since the last time i saw you
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 12:53pm - ∞
keifel says:
can you use that remote to increase the volume on the 'stache?
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 1:17pm - ∞
Magnum says:
You must have dug that up from the Big Remote era (when remotes ruled the earth).
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 1:31pm - ∞
otherandy says:
I've seen those honkin' remotes before. Glad you bought one.
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 1:38pm - ∞
wondermade says:
Sadly, bigger remotes do not make for better television.
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 1:45pm - ∞
blastro says:
try the internet
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 2:30pm - ∞
Fargus says:
you know what they say about guys with big remote controls...
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 2:49pm - ∞
kidstatic says:
5 staches for living in a tiny world.
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 2:51pm - ∞
Fofe says:
I see you found the remote.
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 10:24pm - ∞
ben says:
that's a huge remote...
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 11:13pm - ∞
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A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.

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