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Early in the Morning and I Can't Get Right

Elastic Heart says:: Before someone starts complaining, I trimmed up the "safety hair" a bit after this shot was taken. :)
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 7:01am - ∞

Mackle says:: giant mug of coffee. like, bigger than your stomach can handle. the stomachache will you forget how tired you are at this very moment.
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 7:02am - ∞

Elastic Heart says:: Now Drinking: giant mug of coffee!
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 7:42am - ∞

Mackle says:: yea! be sure to step outside for a minute and get some sunshine on your face too.. also key to waking up properly.
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 9:10am - ∞

bear! says:: you may not be right... but that stache is
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 10:01am - ∞

jonarnold says:: i'm so glad you're turning safety hair into victorian. that's how it's done.
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 11:48am - ∞

specialshoes says:: maybe you should have pounded a sixer.
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 1:05pm - ∞

Blastro says:: Yes. Coffee is the answer to all of life's tough questions.
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 2:02pm - ∞

Renaud says:: DOOOODE, I wasn't ripping on the safety hair, I meant can we see you do the safety dance?

what grows faster, your beard or site redesigns?
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 7:42pm - ∞

Elastic Heart says:: @ Renaud

Site designs, by a hair. HAHAHA! HA! Ha. Heh. Psh.
Posted: May 9th, 2008 - 6:59am - ∞

davidknapp says:: nice stache, I miss the safety
Posted: May 10th, 2008 - 9:13pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2009.

Elastic Heart

Elastic Heart is a member of

Team Victorian

Furls of hair adorn the face in large collections near the ends. Wearers of this style are known to guffaw and huff-n-puff quite appropriately.

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Nebraska

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www.elasticheart.com

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Lookin' like Osama, with a beard Bin Laden, in urban, terror without a turban, but cranky like a baby need burpin'.

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