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posted: May 12 @ 6:23am

My '70 Mach 1
Looking for a Partner for a 70's cop show.

falfa says:: how many gallons to the mile do you get?
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:24am - ∞

falfa says:: (sweet ride, btw)
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:25am - ∞

Banjofreak says:: I'll do it, man.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

Fuzzy Upper says:: She gets about 5 miles to the gallon.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

jgalep says:: hell yah!
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:31am - ∞

Hodges says:: It's a beaut!
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:31am - ∞

Justin says:: Yo man, totally sweet Camaro.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:31am - ∞

davis says:: yo that got a hemi? i love corvettes.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:33am - ∞

Fuzzy Upper says:: @Justin Appreciate the compliment, but she's a Mustang.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:34am - ∞

Zackle says:: Bitchin' Corvette.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:34am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: nice pickup truck!
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:34am - ∞

Justin says:: Oh yeah, I'm bad with foreign cars.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:35am - ∞

Fuzzy Upper says:: ha! Disregard previous Justin
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:35am - ∞

Zackle says:: In all seriousness, that is a boss ride.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:37am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: you dumbass thats so obviously a Mustang Charger
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:37am - ∞

davis says:: i still want to know if your charger has a hemi.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:37am - ∞

Zackle says:: You're wrong, davis... that's a Challenger, not a Charger.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:38am - ∞

Justin says:: ok, ok.. so what does it transform into?
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:39am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: one highway, zero city.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:41am - ∞

Pip says:: Bad. Ass.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:45am - ∞

brandon says:: Gorgeous.

The car's good too.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 6:57am - ∞

The Bandito says:: That thing is AWESOME! Did you buy it already awesome or have you restored it to glory? And there is nothing more BA than
a man, a moustache and a muscle car.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:01am - ∞

Fuzzy Upper says:: She's had a rough life and a racing past. I've piecing her back together myself.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:07am - ∞

davis says:: i thought buicks got awesome mileage.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:08am - ∞

spanish eddie says:: zackle said it best: very, very boss
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:09am - ∞

Justin says:: Yeah I've never seen a red Grand National before.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:10am - ∞

Mr. Mustachio says:: Thats a bitchin' Miata, I bet it drives all the ladies wild.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:10am - ∞

mr m says:: Come on Mr. Mustachio, this Toyota Supra is obviously not a Miata.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:12am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I had a '69 Mustang when I was a dumb kid. Now my hotrod money goes to college tuition. I envy you.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:26am - ∞

hope says:: sick. I ran into one of these when I was 16.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:38am - ∞

specialshoes says:: this is the most awesome thing I will never own!
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:41am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Do they make one of those as a hybrid?
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:42am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: that's a beautiful helicopter, sir.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 7:47am - ∞

Sou Moustache says:: Thats pretty cool, wonder how it would fare against CLAME.
Either way, your moustache would win, AND hold the track record.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:01am - ∞

Rookiestache says:: that is a great looking car...

oh and you moustache looks great at sunrise
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:03am - ∞

Justin says:: The SR-71 has always been a favorite of mine
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:07am - ∞

Nussy says:: oh yes ... wait til you see my pic. lol

Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:08am - ∞

mattyc says:: Nice ride man.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:10am - ∞

Nussy says:: clame
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:19am - ∞

Nussy says:: oops. clame.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:19am - ∞

chris says:: love the mustang! the angle of parking & stance is the best
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 8:23am - ∞

davis says:: your t-bird is way better than the one nussy drives.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 9:41am - ∞

Justin says:: nussy's VF-1s Veritech fighter is way cool too
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 9:46am - ∞

ben says:: is this that prius everyone's been talking about...seriously sweet
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 11:35am - ∞

thecontinuumtransfunctioner says:: God, I can't believe you actually drive a LLAMA to work! I mean, did you import it all the way from the Andes frickin' mountains?
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 11:47am - ∞

davis says:: wait, is there even a moustache in this photo? mackle, can we get some official judgment here?
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 12:23pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: that my friend is a nice car
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 12:28pm - ∞

jash stache says:: drool...
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 2:31pm - ∞

Mr. K and the Moustache of Fire says:: Nice wheels. My parents had a '64.5 for a stretch. I wish they hadn't sold it. :(
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 2:32pm - ∞

Curtiss says:: Motoring...!!!
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 2:54pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

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