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posted: May 30 @ 5:03am

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Ozzy Nelson says:: you really need a parrot.
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:23am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and an eye patch
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:23am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a boat
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:23am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a first mate with a cool name like "Sandokan"
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:25am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a plank
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:25am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and some rum. Lots of rum
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:25am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and some babes with those puffy shirts and lots of cleavage.
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a big sword
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and some treasure
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a map
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a wooden leg
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and scurvy
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:27am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and some of those cool shoes with a big buckle. (of course, you will only need one because of the wooden leg)
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:28am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and lots of dirt under your fingernails
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:28am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a golden tooth
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:28am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and the ship needs a mermaid (topless of course) on the bow.
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:29am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a crow's nest
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:30am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and some cannons
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:30am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: and a cabin boy
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:30am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I think that would probably do it.
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:31am - ∞

brandon says:: Ozzy's comments FTW!
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 6:39am - ∞

Viva Bigote says:: Are you a Nepalese pirate?
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 8:11am - ∞

Hodges says:: This really scares me and makes me laugh at the same time!
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 10:45am - ∞

Banjofreak says:: Hobo pirate?
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 12:56pm - ∞

mattyc says:: Stipes be aweomes matey.
Posted: May 30th, 2009 - 2:10pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

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