In later years Ivan returned to Lake Khovsgol, now a beach resort, and got by for the remainder of his days selling extacy behind the toilets building.
Alas, this marks the end of my stay on team Awesome. I had to meet with clients and needed to lose the back-of-head stache. My wheels shot later today will mark my return to Team Lampshade. Team Awesome is incredible though, I feel we changed the world. Three Mayors in four days isn't too shabby!
A small handlebar mustache characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.
I pledged that if I ever won Moustache Mayor, I would list that accomplishment on my resume for the rest of my life. Having won May 14th, I have made that entry.
Next year: I will pledge to tatoo a moustche on my body, if ever win Mayor again.
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