i am sorry you didn't get moustache mayor, because you totally deserved it. i didn't vote in time, either. so its probably my fault... but i would've..actually, why am i still awake?
A small handlebar mustache characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.
I pledged that if I ever won Moustache Mayor, I would list that accomplishment on my resume for the rest of my life. Having won May 14th, I have made that entry.
Next year: I will pledge to tatoo a moustche on my body, if ever win Mayor again.
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