Dear Team Horseshoe,

We've been together for a solid 13 days. They've been great, but I think we can both admit there have been occasions where both of us have wondered if we were the best match for each other. After some deep soul searching, I'm not sure that we are...

I think I began doubting it when I realized that you looked a bit like a messed up goatee. Maybe it's not you, but rather that's just what happened when you and I combined forces. It's nothing personal, but I mean...that's kind of what you were when you were with me - a confused piece of epic manliness. I don't want to be with someone who's unsure of who they are. I think we both need to go our own ways and figure out what is best for each of us individually.

There comes a time in every man's life where he needs to get out, explore new things and venture into the unknown. I hope you remember all of the good times we've had together. Please don't take this too hard.

You know how to contact me if you ever need to talk.

I miss you already,
-The Swa