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  • posted: May 07 @ 3:55pm
Before leaving the house Bobby always, always used the restroom one last time. And this behavior was not an artifact from his mother constantly drilling the tradition into his tiny boy brain, but more so because in cases where his little boy bladder couldn't withstand the length of the trips his father took them on, he would beat Bobby mercilessly for hours, all the while repeating in an emotionless, continuous, monotone "Always, Always use the restroom before leaving the house, boy".

Comments

specialshoes says:
jesus...bobby's life is a giant bowl of turd topped with diarrhea sauce. chin up little guy...you're cultivating a nice little stache there.
Posted: May 7th, 2008 - 3:56pm -
Blastro says:
Well, it is a good habit....
Posted: May 7th, 2008 - 4:34pm -
Shablazm says:
Are you peeing? haha
Posted: May 7th, 2008 - 4:45pm -
Dizzle says:
No to sound like your mother, kid, but how bout a fresh shirt?
Posted: May 7th, 2008 - 4:46pm -
cajunhandles says:
don't forget to put down that seat, boy!
Posted: May 7th, 2008 - 4:47pm -
Mackle says:
uhhh.. really? you did a "i'm a little boy peeing" shot?
Posted: May 7th, 2008 - 5:08pm -
connect4 says:
The lesson Bobby was not taught, however, was that she should always check his zipper after using the restroom. On more than one occasion, Bobby inadvertantly exposed himself. The movie theater, the grocery store, the children's petting zoo, church. After careful explanation and many apologies, all of the charges were dropped.
Posted: May 7th, 2008 - 5:12pm -
Gavin says:
sometimes i feel bad for bobby, sometimes bobby creeps me out a little
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 8:08am -
cento says:
so sad. i feel bad for bobby.
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 11:56am -
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