It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • posted: May 20 @ 3:14pm
Bobby has never tried this before, not in the twenty-five years they've known one another. And Barbara's reaction was reflex. She didn't mean to slap him. But, kiss him? That wouldn't have helped things either. What was he thinking.

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Ace says:
bwhhahahahaha!

and are you eating cereal for dinner? thats even funnier.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 3:16pm - ∞
Keith says:
may 20: bobby gets fresh

any lady who doesn't appreciate a moustache doesn't deserve a kiss.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 3:19pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
I think Bobby should have offered a moustache ride instead.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 3:55pm - ∞
Christopheles says:
No way Bobby could handle a moustache ride...not a chance.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 4:48pm - ∞
Banjofreak says:
KILL HER!
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 5:44pm - ∞
specialshoes says:
bobby should offer her a cyanide capsule and a chainsaw, followed by a trip to the neglected pig farm....or he should just suck it up and tell that b#@ch where she can go.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 6:17pm - ∞
cajunhandles says:
is this when bobby turns into the hulk?
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 6:32pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Yes, his stache rips all his clothes off except for a his pants which remain as purple shorts.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 6:37pm - ∞
Kickasstache says:
this might be the beginning of the end for barbara.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 6:45pm - ∞
jonarnold says:
i think i have that shirt.
Posted: May 20th, 2008 - 10:02pm - ∞
Gavin says:
corn flakes
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 7:59am - ∞
cajunhandles says:
how do you know it's not frosted flakes? they're grrreeeaaat!
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:50pm - ∞
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A thick mustache covering the width of the mouth, usually worn short, with slightly rounded corners.

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To be clear. The Bobby Roberts photo series is fictional. It's a series that when viewed chronologically from May 1st to May 31st reveals the events in one day of Bobby's life.

Each photo is taken the day that it is posted, but within the timelime of the "story" only one day will elapse.

This is why my shirt is the same in each picture. It is also why some pictures may include boring or cliche imagery, in order to move the story forward at the correct pace for the 31 day arc.

My intention was to do something completely different with the photos for Moustache May than I did for Whiskerino.