It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • posted: May 21 @ 1:18pm
One thought raced through Bobby's mind as he pulled the fork from it's usual place of rest. She shouldn't have slapped me.

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cento says:
it's all downhill from here...
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:21pm - ∞
MoustachedMoses says:
c'mon Bobby go easy...
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:22pm - ∞
Ozzy Nelson says:
if she didn't let you kiss her, she ain't goin to let you fork her. That is for sure.
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:23pm - ∞
mr m says:
Ozzy, that is one of the funniest things I ever read.
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:30pm - ∞
bear! says:
ozzy wins MVC
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:33pm - ∞
Noelix says:
Lol @ Ozzy
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:54pm - ∞
Banjofreak says:
Bobby, no, the evening has gone so well thus far!!
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:59pm - ∞
cajunhandles says:
act like you're gonna feed her a bite of corn flakes, and stab her in the eye!
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 1:59pm - ∞
connect4 says:
We all knew this was coming...
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 2:02pm - ∞
Christopheles says:
Its the look that concerns me, not the fork. Wait, the fork does concern me...why the hell is its usual place of rest in your shirt pocket?
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 2:18pm - ∞
jonarnold says:
oh bobby. fork her gently.
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 2:28pm - ∞
TobiasFünke says:
The anticipation is killing me!
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 3:52pm - ∞
hankbobs says:
Bobby... maybe its time you change your shirt and get a new outlook on life?
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 4:06pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Wait a sec. I thought the fork was part of the survival kit for going outdoors. Why is it still in his pocket? Doesn't Bobby normally remove the fork from his pocket? Did Bobby forget to take it out of its usual resting spot upon return to his place of abode? Is this the fateful day that the fork had always been fearful of? So many questions.
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 4:32pm - ∞
Ace says:
bobby... calm down now. theres gotta be another way!
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 6:02pm - ∞
keifel says:
we all knew this day would come.
Posted: May 21st, 2008 - 7:31pm - ∞
chris says:
i look forward to these everyday. and ozzy killed it on that comment
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 3:12pm - ∞
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Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2009.

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To be clear. The Bobby Roberts photo series is fictional. It's a series that when viewed chronologically from May 1st to May 31st reveals the events in one day of Bobby's life.

Each photo is taken the day that it is posted, but within the timelime of the "story" only one day will elapse.

This is why my shirt is the same in each picture. It is also why some pictures may include boring or cliche imagery, in order to move the story forward at the correct pace for the 31 day arc.

My intention was to do something completely different with the photos for Moustache May than I did for Whiskerino.