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  • posted: May 22 @ 7:56pm
The first strike hit Barbara in the throat laying open her jugular, spraying Bobby with it's warm contents. The next ten were as random as the act, each backed with an increasing ferocity.

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Ace says:
oh dear...

my advice to you bobby is to not take photos of people you murdered.
with you in the photo.
holding the murder weapon.
covered in blood.
at the scene of the crime.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 7:58pm - ∞
specialshoes says:
whoa...we all knew where this was going....wasn't expecting this much gore
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 7:58pm - ∞
connect4 says:
oh dear. This has just gone to a whole new level of disturbing.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:00pm - ∞
DustinRing says:
I have been enjoying this series. This one tops it. Hope it keeps going on! 5{
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:01pm - ∞
jonarnold says:
now the shovel makes sense.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:01pm - ∞
Banjofreak says:
STEAL HER SLEEVELESS TURTLENECK!@!!!!
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:02pm - ∞
sMOUSTACHErman says:
crying while eating
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:03pm - ∞
Jesse says:
brilliant!
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:22pm - ∞
keifel says:
good thing you got that shovel.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:27pm - ∞
jonshell says:
oh wow.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:27pm - ∞
Blastro says:
Oh snap.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:31pm - ∞
Col Luscious Mustard says:
not a drop in the ice water either!
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:32pm - ∞
cento says:
with a FORK!
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:34pm - ∞
Kickasstache says:
can't wait to see what happens tomorrow.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:37pm - ∞
McGillbot says:
youre going to have to cut her up. maybe feed her to the pigs. am i right?
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 8:45pm - ∞
connect4 says:
No splatter on the walls, either. Cleanup should be a breeze!
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 9:01pm - ∞
misplaced unibrow says:
just spray ammonia on the blood. can't be traced that way
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 9:09pm - ∞
Gavin says:
wow.....you went there
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 9:19pm - ∞
mr m says:
speechless.

misplaced, don't you watch CSI? they will find his semen - even if he does not ejaculate.
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 9:58pm - ∞
cajunhandles says:
bury her in the backyard!
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 10:00pm - ∞
hankbobs says:
i love the serious, but can you post some shots on flickr, just to prove she's still alive? Otherwise, I might have to call 911...
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 10:04pm - ∞
Blisstache says:
@ jmathiasxiii - eh, she deserved it....and i'm not tellin.
@ ace - fantastic advice
@misplace unibrow - why do you know that?
Posted: May 22nd, 2008 - 10:26pm - ∞
MoustachedMoses says:
So let me get this straight...just before you kill her..you finish both yours and her wine and pasta...guess a man's gotta eat
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 4:05am - ∞
Christopheles says:
In your defense, she did hit you...
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 5:47am - ∞
other andy says:
Wow! I just realized this story was happening. So great.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 6:42am - ∞
mattyc says:
this is the evil side of james. I've seen it on the website.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 7:40am - ∞
Col Luscious Mustard says:
nono, crawlspace under the house.
shudder - how many others are down there?
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 7:52am - ∞
Mr. Ash says:
After looking through your series....i've decided that you are my favorite of all time on these pages.

there needs to be a "team cell mate"
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 12:27pm - ∞
dubtastic says:
this was totally pre-meditated. great series, yo.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 3:28pm - ∞
brandon says:
Wow.
Posted: May 23rd, 2008 - 6:32pm - ∞
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To be clear. The Bobby Roberts photo series is fictional. It's a series that when viewed chronologically from May 1st to May 31st reveals the events in one day of Bobby's life.

Each photo is taken the day that it is posted, but within the timelime of the "story" only one day will elapse.

This is why my shirt is the same in each picture. It is also why some pictures may include boring or cliche imagery, in order to move the story forward at the correct pace for the 31 day arc.

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