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posted: May 03 @ 6:38pm

Buzzed off of soem white wine.

The white wine is gay, this picture is gay, and this whole thing is gay.

You're gay.

Your mom is gay.

See you tomorrow. Sober.

jash stache says:: so goood, all you need are some jorts!
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:39pm - ∞

jeremyokay? says:: wow Jeremy. Totally unexpected and awesome...do this picture everyday.
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:39pm - ∞

gbsta says:: Good moustache porn. Been missing that lately.
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:39pm - ∞

jeremyokay? says:: also...the gayest thing about this shot is your hands. but i'm in love with the picture as a whole...am I gay?
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:40pm - ∞

jeremyokay? says:: also...i have no problem with "the gays".
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:40pm - ∞

JointChiefofStache says:: I have bony fingers. Kinda gay.

I love the gays as well. I'm not trying to pull an Eminem on this one.
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:42pm - ∞

catfish says:: we look good together.
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:44pm - ∞

catfish says:: is that gay?
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:45pm - ∞

JointChiefofStache says:: @catfish kinda gay
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:48pm - ∞

catfish says:: yeah. but it's still true.
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 6:53pm - ∞

ben says:: florida loves you...
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 7:11pm - ∞

Simcoe County Chopper says:: Eat your heart out Tom Selleck.
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 7:21pm - ∞

Ace says:: teh gey. but only if you make it. otherwise, this shot is just from the 70s.
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 7:34pm - ∞

Fofe says:: Don't sober up on our accounts. Enjoy the sun!
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 7:37pm - ∞

hankbobs says:: I was thinking you should cut that stache at the corner of the lips and just do Tom Selleck redux pics all month
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 7:49pm - ∞

spanish eddie says:: whoa
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 8:37pm - ∞

hale.r says:: i think the complete lack of other guys in this photo makes it less gay, but then again, there are no girls either. are you the only person in florida at the moment?
Posted: May 3rd, 2009 - 11:44pm - ∞

JointChiefofStache says:: @hale.r I did bring a lady friend
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 6:23am - ∞

reddyfan75 says:: the gayer the better
Posted: May 4th, 2009 - 8:19am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

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