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  • posted: May 13 @ 8:23pm
she wouldn't even give me the time of day.

Things learned on tour #9: There is a delicate balance between skateboarding drunk and non-skateboarding drunk. The former allows for some level of competence. The latter lands you in a bush.

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hope says:
win.
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:26pm - ∞
connect4 says:
so... you come here often?
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:27pm - ∞
connect4 says:
you don't need her anyway. You're too good for her.
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:28pm - ∞
wonder made says:
Painting? Check.
Wood panels? Check.
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:30pm - ∞
Mackle says:
i apologize profusely for missing your show at Union Hall
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:32pm - ∞
Pip says:
She's cute.
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:34pm - ∞
McGeezer says:
foxy, where does she call home?
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:35pm - ∞
danceinyourpants says:
your moustahce is better looking than she is ...Good riddNCE
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:54pm - ∞
danceinyourpants says:
woops I mean riddance
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 8:54pm - ∞
Renaud says:
must be a lucky horseshoe
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 9:16pm - ∞
hankbobs says:
Two more drinks.. just two more, and I swear she will talk back
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 9:42pm - ∞
halen says:
awesome pic, and pic of you and pic.
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 9:42pm - ∞
Blastro says:
She'll regret it tomorrow, believe you me.
Posted: May 13th, 2008 - 11:24pm - ∞
Noelix says:
You rule, and your stories make me laugh.
Posted: May 14th, 2008 - 12:25am - ∞
chris says:
awesome!
Posted: May 14th, 2008 - 2:39pm - ∞
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A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.

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