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  • posted: May 26 @ 10:30am
Dear Sirs,

I present to you the third and final chapter of this series, in which Mssr. Bizness proceeded to, in an alcoholic stupor, rub the aforementioned past vigorously onto and into the crotch section of his person and pants. Or as Kenny Powers' so felicitously put it "Look at him, he's sittin' there rubbin' his dick." Voila!

Yours,
Hiram Abiff

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Hiram Abiff says:
Oops! That should be "paste," and not "past." Oh, well. If my camera batteries had not been dying, this would have been filmed. I'm not sure if the pictures do the scenario justice. Boy howdy, was it hysterical.
Posted: May 26th, 2009 - 10:33am - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
hmmm...don't know what's this about
Posted: May 26th, 2009 - 11:08am - ∞
Ozzy Nelson says:
sad
Posted: May 26th, 2009 - 11:41am - ∞
keifel says:
backs away slowly.
Posted: May 26th, 2009 - 12:03pm - ∞
Art Vandelay says:
red shorts and a night of drinking never mix well
Posted: May 26th, 2009 - 12:09pm - ∞
chris says:
...
Posted: May 26th, 2009 - 10:58pm - ∞
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