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posted: May 25 @ 5:46am

Well, things could be worse... I could be in... Wait... What? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

MoustachedMoses says:: ugh...that is horrible
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 5:55am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: My New Jersey born girlfriend's leopard print panties are in a knot over this one...But I'm still laughing.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 6:08am - ∞

Banjofreak says:: Haha, man. Thank goodness for New Jersey, it occasionally diverts attention from Florida being America's punchline.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 6:39am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: Sorry I got distracted by thatguy's girlfriend's panties...
New Jersey is pretty bad.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 7:09am - ∞

BBrux says:: hey now, jersey aint that bad
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 7:31am - ∞

keifel says:: wow. although i did just drive through southern alabama you might have me beat.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 7:38am - ∞

Hodges says:: I just like to see the brunt taken off Louisiana, haha!
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 8:21am - ∞

EasyRider says:: C'mon! People tell me great things about Jersey.....Well, they tell me good things.....actually, they tell me things.....Awkk! Your'e right.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 9:07am - ∞

Brother Fellowstache says:: Snidely look out!!
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 9:47am - ∞

Bawston Sean says:: Oh, cut Jersey some slack. We all know that Connecticut is the festering boil on Americas ass.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 10:03am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: the vacation getaway... yes.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 12:18pm - ∞

Chester2 says:: I'm not saying anything about New Jersey.
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 5:34pm - ∞

Stachetastic says:: Every time I see your picture, I imagine you talking like The Interrupter from Conan Obrien.

Clame if you're unfamiliar
Posted: May 25th, 2009 - 8:14pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

Snidely Vile

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