My friend has two Siberian Huskies. Mushing dogs. Sled dogs. Alaskan dogs. The problem? No sled. And no snow. The solution? One dog harness, one leash, one willing invidual, and one skateboard.
The situation? The Aviator has not been on a skateboard in 15 years. And there is a reason for that...he's not good at it. Insert into story.
The result? 20 mph on a board with no control. One fast dog. And one LARGE fall.
The final tally? The Aviator scores six stitches on his chin and can't shave there!
A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.
I leave the toilet seat up. I go outside when the tornado sirens go off. I eat on the tailgate of my truck. I pick food up off the ground after the 5-second rule. I bait my own hooks. And I eat the bottom of my ice cream cone before it's time.
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