It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • posted: May 05 @ 3:11pm
Because sometimes things just tend to break down...

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The Aviator says:
I'm not sure how that caption got there! It should read...

"Moustache vs. Goat-ee. I don't even have to tell you who won."
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 3:13pm - ∞
cento says:
holy moly, this is real, isn't it
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 3:13pm - ∞
bear! says:
har har har
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 3:17pm - ∞
Noelix says:
Wow. 5 { and instafave
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 3:22pm - ∞
hope says:
so good.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 3:28pm - ∞
Pip says:
Damn!!! This is amazing.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 3:33pm - ∞
damnweather says:
i don't know... i kind of like the non-sequitur caption
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 3:40pm - ∞
Joe Mamma says:
of COURSE you won.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 4:04pm - ∞
desertdog says:
Just about the time, I think I have one up on The Aviator he pulls yet another winner out the hat.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 4:28pm - ∞
Christopheles says:
No worrie desertdog, you're in good company with about 200 other guys he just killed. Stunning!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 4:39pm - ∞
desertdog says:
yeah, but I have to see him everyday, as he struts around like the cock of the walk.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 4:42pm - ∞
Blisstache says:
kudos. you're life is a movie. i enjoy watching it unfold
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 4:42pm - ∞
Keith says:
amazing
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 4:56pm - ∞
Christopheles says:
Wow, ya'll live in the same area. That confirms Kansas to be a haven for great moustache photographing opportunities.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 5:03pm - ∞
Art Vandelay says:
You sir are a true redneck.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 5:41pm - ∞
inspector says:
Man, guys with horseshoe moustaches are tough. I'm proud to be on the same team.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 5:42pm - ∞
falfa says:
you are living the dream.


the dream where goats LEARN THE G-DDAMN LESSON
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 5:43pm - ∞
other andy says:
Your photos are the raddest photos IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 6:24pm - ∞
specialshoes says:
this is so awesome we may have to worry about PETA messin' with the Aviator after this.
5{ no question!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 6:38pm - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
Locomotive engineer and now this. Moustache Mayor hands down.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 7:01pm - ∞
desertdog says:
Moustache Mayor is a MUST for this effort. He will be insufferable all day at work tomorrow but he deserves it.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 7:03pm - ∞
wonder made says:
Wow.
This is very impressive. Hopefully you lived through it.
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 8:29pm - ∞
Mackle says:
THIS is a true horseshoe style lifestyle. Major kudos for this. goats can be nasty but you are not afraid!
Posted: May 5th, 2008 - 9:01pm - ∞
brandon says:
You stopped the things-with-combustible-engines series for a worthy, worthy picture.
Posted: May 6th, 2008 - 3:59am - ∞
moustachio says:
Holy goat cheese... how did I miss this one?
Posted: May 8th, 2008 - 11:58am - ∞
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2009.

The Aviator

hates having hair on his chin

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Team Horseshoe
The Aviator is a member of
Team Horseshoe

A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.

Team Horseshoe is: Beouf, Big T, Chester2, Curtiss, Deacon Stachely, DUFL.org, inspector, Kickasstache, kid static, McGillbot, Mong Minger, Moo, Roo, Simcoe County Chopper, sMOUSTACHErman, The Aviator, The Dirty Mex, The Real JAson, ZOLTAN

Age:
25
Location:
Chanute, Kansas
About:
I leave the toilet seat up. I go outside when the tornado sirens go off. I eat on the tailgate of my truck. I pick food up off the ground after the 5-second rule. I bait my own hooks. And I eat the bottom of my ice cream cone before it's time.