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posted: May 11 @ 1:16pm

Tomato ketsup incident.

SamOneilosis says:: oh no ! stay with us !
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:18pm - ∞

be says:: You're a genius.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:22pm - ∞

be says:: PS: Your Moustache May 2nd photo is still my favorite ever, I think.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:23pm - ∞

Burney says:: So you were cutting open the safety tab on the catchup with a giant knife . The bottle fell, spilled everywhere and then YOU slipped on the bottle at your feet and hit your head on the kitchen floor laying next to the knife.. right?

Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:28pm - ∞

Revgoomba says:: This is great! All your photos are great - but I'm going to have to agree with be on this one... May 2nd is a killer!
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:29pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Fun story:
A friend of mine was picking up the bassist in his band for a show and when he pulled up to the guy's house, the door was open and Jeff Buckley was blasting. My friend walked in and saw the bassist on the floor, gun in hand and blood everywhere. So he ran out of the house crying and the other guy who drove over with him ran in to see what happened. When he ran in, the bassist was laughing, twirling the gun around his finger. It was all a joke, but the absolute worst joke ever.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:30pm - ∞

Art Vandelay says:: that's her story and she's sticking to it
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:31pm - ∞

Justin says:: the Jeff buckley was a great touch.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:36pm - ∞

Justin says:: also the fact that he was a bassist..
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:37pm - ∞

Cap'n J says:: Another brilliant Despot pic - keep 'em coming!!!!
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:40pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: i doubt it.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:41pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: also, i was kinda down with your moustache may 4th "fox" shot.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:41pm - ∞

Hodges says:: Isn't the tab pull off?
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:48pm - ∞

Banjofreak says:: Dude, nooooooooo, I love your pictures!
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 1:51pm - ∞

The Despot says:: jeff buckley story is priceless. well worth the trouble of setting up and self-timing the shot. ...so much ketsup in my hair.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 2:05pm - ∞

mattyc says:: Kinda looks grossly interesting.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 2:18pm - ∞

chris says:: westerndave...can you go check on him...none of us are close enough
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 2:18pm - ∞

Mackle says:: amazing delivery. i would have thought it was a marmalade incident!
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 2:37pm - ∞

Philicious says:: NOOOOO!!!!
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 2:43pm - ∞

westerndave says:: didn't you do catsup commerical in some contest? is this the aftermath?
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 2:45pm - ∞

MoustachedMoses says:: aww man...what a waste...
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 2:47pm - ∞

cre8d2design says:: Wow! What a picture!
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 3:45pm - ∞

Chester2 says:: Do not hurt that fantastic 'stache.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 4:15pm - ∞

Pip says:: Incredible. Loving your stuff so hard.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 5:11pm - ∞

bcorey says:: I love this photo, but I really f*****NG freaks me out.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 5:59pm - ∞

otherandy says:: Very cool pic. Thought at first that it was a continuation of yesterday's pic and your wife tried to cut off your moustache.
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 7:26pm - ∞

Kco says:: at least the stache is okay! You're a doner right??
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 8:02pm - ∞

hope says:: that stache is a bleeder
Posted: May 11th, 2009 - 8:35pm - ∞

BiGTiME says:: Brilliant.
Posted: May 12th, 2009 - 12:12am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2010.

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