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derble says:: Officially legal. Thanks Vermont!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:50am - ∞

Hodges says:: I'm a certified crawfish farmer now......YES!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:52am - ∞

mattyc says:: every moustache comes with a certificate of authenticity.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:52am - ∞

sethro says:: "Seymour couldn't help but think the moustache had helped him close the sale..."
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:55am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: Moments prior to this photo being taken:
You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:57am - ∞

Brother Fellowstache says:: This photo brought to you by "MELLO JOY - The Original Cajun Coffee".
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:09pm - ∞

Dubtastic says:: i think this moustache'd fella just ripped me off
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:20pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: This is my lucky shirt.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:23pm - ∞

Justin says:: "What has one thumb, no more money and room fulla junk?

THIS GUY!!"
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:30pm - ∞

cajunhandles says:: my moustache is now certified and approved!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 12:57pm - ∞

Banjofreak says:: "I just sold this guy a printer from 1983, sucker."
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 1:11pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Drank the milk, bought the cow, and went back for the farm. That's love.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 2:37pm - ∞

cre8d2design says:: Sucker buys "Mellow Joy" cup from hustler for $2.1 million after being told it was the first one ever sold.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 3:11pm - ∞

Slor says:: Tony Soprano bought this thing!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 4:23pm - ∞

Chester2 says:: We turned a profit this month.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 6:37pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: I just got this yacht with the money i made with my online business.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 7:29pm - ∞

chris says:: got the new job in the bag
Posted: May 21st, 2009 - 11:50pm - ∞

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